Who is Mike?
Mike the Headless Chicken was a literal walking miracle from Colorado, USA.
On September 10, 1945, he was supposed to be dinner — but after getting his head chopped off, he just… kept living.
Like, for 18 months. Deadass.

why Mike = the blueprint for web3 survival
mike is the spiritual guide every degen needs:
headless = fully decentralized
no leadership, no command — still functioning? that’s DAO-core.
lived off memes = the original social token
his existence is the utility. the lore is the value.
community-driven = MikeDAO
yearly festivals, statues, chicken races — more legit than 90% of current projects.

if mike launched today, here’s the roadmap:
phase 1: $MIKE – feed to earn / meme staking
phase 2: MikeDAO – vote on festival events, chicken-themed governance
phase 3: metaverse monument – tribute to mike, with playable chicken avatars
